The cutest little shoe-eater in America.

Brian has a tendency to leave his shoes around the house in various places. Good thing for him, Lucy is like a truffle-sniffing pig, only for filthy shoes. And, instead of sniffing them and then alerting us, she puts them right in her mouth and silently chews until we realize it's BEEN TOO QUIET for TOO LONG and go hunting for her, only to find her happily gnawing on a giant leather shoe that's been...well...let's not think about it.