Lucy has a problem.

Any normal parent would probably see their child in distress and think to themselves, "Hmmmmmm...I should help my baby get out of this mess!" But, not me. I think to myself, "Ohhhhh...I hope her misery lasts long enough to get a picture," and then I run to get my camera.

So, here you can see firsthand Lucy's distress after realizing that when one puts one's binky into one's toy, said binky might become...stuck. My favorite part was when she picked up the entire toy BY THE BINKY TETHER and hauled it around the house screaming. Does that make me a bad mommy?